Jet Blued
an adjective used to describe that someone quit their job in a dramatic and legendary way.
origin: in reference to steven slater, a disgruntled jet blue flight attendant, who quit his job by telling all the p-ssengers on the plane to “go f-ck themselves” over the pa system, deploying the emergency slide, then exiting the plane with a beer from the galley in-hand.
he totally jet blued.
euphemistic way of expressing someone got screwed or ripped off.
eptymology: originated shortly after the february 2007 series of mistakes that lefts countless jetblue customers stuck in airplanes and airport terminals for many hours.
jack: check out this amazing diamond ring i bought for my wife on the internet.
steve: bro, that’s clealy a fake ring.
jack: you’re kidding right?
steve: nah, man. you got jetblued.
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