jet pilot


an older driver typically a women, which you will p-ss on the freeway because they are driving well under the speed limit,as you p-ss them you will see them sitting obnoxiously close to the steering wheel, in some cases they will have their elbows and forearms on the steering wheel in a 10 and 2 position, this resembles a very stiff and tense driving posture maybe related to when someone is constipated, you may also encounter jet pilots having trouble in the parking lot, or any other places where there are an abundance of cars, you will most likely p-ss them with anger as they keep clinging on to the wheel as if it’s a matter of life or death, looking like they don’t know what the f-ck to do. another trait of a jet pilot is when making sharp turns in parking lots, they tend to turn the steering wheel little by little, doing a lot of unnecessary jerky hand movements.
dude that b-tch is driving 50 in a 65, i’m gonna p-ss her, as i look in the window, oh it’s a asian jet pilot in her prius.

bro, look at the jet pilot merging on to the freeway going 45.
when a girl places her face against your scrotom as if it is jet pilot’s mask and jacks you off as if your p-n-s is a control stick.
erik v., why would you ever ask your mom to give you a jet pilot? that’s absolutely disgusting. no mother would ever want to jack off her own son. you are a pervert!
a game wherein you bend over and spin around 20 times then run to the finish line
let’s play jet pilot!
when a girl places her face against your scrotom as if it is jet pilot’s mask and jacks you off as if your p-n-s is a control stick.
erik why did you just ask your mom if she’d give you a jet pilot

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