Jetpack Diarrhea
diarrhea that creates a significant upward force on your r-ct-m, propelling you off the toilet seat and into a whole new world. learning to harness your power into controlled flying takes practice and sh-t. afterwards you’ll be quite p–ped.
-heard you were pretty sick last night.
-yeah..it was pretty bad. i had jetpack diarrhea. one moment i was reading popsci, and the next i was stuck in the neighbors tree. it was pretty cr-ppy.
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