jetpack


to -j-c-l-t- so forcefully during intercourse that it sends the receiver flying.
nasir: “i finally learned how to fly.”
spartacus: “how so?”
nasir: “i got jetpacked by agron last night.”
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when the smaller person in the relationship is big spoon and is farting all night long.
after mexican and s-x nancy was paul’s jetpack all night long.
the “backpacks” that use small ropes as straps, first made by nike. also referred to as a “jetti”
hey, let me throw my keys in your jet pack
when someone pulls the slide of the bong a little to hard and accidently lets it go, flying arcoss the room, thus ruining a session.
craig is an idiot. he jetpacked the bowl during our session.
something everyone could only wish s/he had, to get to and from work, school, shopping etc. and not have to deal with cars, buses, trains, ferries, etc. basically a rucksack-like contraption that one straps on to the back and has canisters for fuel. not aerodynamically efficient, makes a lot of noise, to say nothing of the fact that one would have to get a pilot’s license to operate it, obey new laws restricting where and when to fly with it, and of course there are the price and fear factor one would have to deal with. not a very good idea, when all is said and done!
i wish i had a jet pack, so i could get to work and back faster!
something that is way over the top cool. like a man flying with a jetpack. the word ‘awesome’ is so over used and used to describe everything, this give you an alternative if your adjective lexicon is limited to the the word ‘awesome’.
i watched the sp-ce shuttle take off today. very jetpack!
a jet pack is a really really annoying person who turns up to every social event and no one actually knows who invites them. they get lary after one can of lager and will shoot their mouth off to whoever is in close proximity, even to people they don’t even know. a jet pack invariably supports man utd, and will defend to the death their god given right to brag about how successful their team is to anyone and everyone that they know on facebook, even though chances are they live in the london area and have probably never even been to see a game.
‘mate, i was trying to talk to this girl at the party last night but every time we were alone this guy kept coming over and screaming man utd chants in my face.’
‘oh yeah i know that guy, who keeps inviting him places? cl-ssic jet pack!’

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