Jew Berry
the cereal i will create with honey oat crunches in the shape of the star of david and little marshmallows in the shapes of yamikas, manuras, tips of circ-mcised p-n-ses, dollar signs, and kosher hot dogs. there will also be little cereal berries included to add some flavor. each box of cereal includes a barcode temporary tattoo for the young ones.
“mom, can we get some jew berry cereal for breakfast??”
a slang term for a blackberry phone, normally used to indicate the general audience that uses them.
jacob checks his stock portfolio on his new jewberry.
a person with extremely frugal financial standards.
joe’s jewberry tendencies saved him large sums of money over the years, but he never had any fun with it,
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