Jew boner


an uncontrollable erection caused by experiencing a stereotypically jewish event.
i got such a raging jew b-n-r when i saw her nose.

steve’s jew b-n-r wouldn’t relent when he found out nordstrum had marked their entire inventory by 25%.

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