Jew Candle
some times called a hanukhah, a jew candle is an 8 tiered candle holder. more properly known as a menorah.
“that guy has a huge -ss hanukkah on his lawn.”
“a what?”
“a hanukkah… you know, a jew candle.”
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pr-nounced jit-ter (‘jiter). jitr is code for ( jews in the room) . to be used when warning someone that there is a jew near-by without alearting the jew. may be used to prevent someone from saying an anti-semitic comment. ” so i said, i don’t think that hitler was that bad….jitr(cough)…i mean, punished enough […]
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eating a girl out ice cream “man yo girl dont wash, i had fish taste when i was smokin her pancakes”
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- jizzoptysis
the spitting up or coughing up of j-zz. similar to hemoptysis (spitting or coughing up blood: a symptom often seen in tuberculous or malignancy). q: what’s the most common cause of j-zzoptysis in 18-24 year old females? a: sucking c-ck. (“sur-keeng kuuhrk”) q: what’s the most common congenital cause of j-zzoptysis? a: esophageo-v-g-n-l fistula.