Jew Dew


jew = jewish
dew = hairdoo

commonly referred to as a jew fro or jew mop because of the way most are able jews grow m-ssive amounts of curly, disgusting, body, facial and scalp hair. both male and female are affected.
“yo, dig that crazzy jew dew over deh!”

“yea yea, that mo fo looks like bob dylan!”

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