jew egg
an egg laid by jewish women to produce offspring. these eggs are rather large and will hatch quickly, so should promptly be smashed. only video known video evidence recorded durring a “running of the jew” in kazakhstan.
is she? she is! she laid a jew egg! quick, smash that chick before it hatches!
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fried or poached egg on a toasted onion bagel.
i’d rather have a jew egg than an egg mcm-ffin!
a standard insult used when someone is being a general d-ck, or acting like a fool.
potentially used in occasions when someone makes a joke that’s funny but makes you feel embarr-ssed to be their friend at the same time.
also used in the film borat ‘kill the jewegg before it hatches’
1 – why did the chicken cross the road?
2 – dont know.
1 – it just did.
2 – man your such a jewegg.
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