Jew Tang Clan


jew tang clan: n. informal

a group of jewish kids that love rap music and live in nyc. their role models include but are not limited to the beastie boys, ali g. (not a jew but could p-ss for one) and a tribe called quest – just cause their dope. requirement: the clan in question was a break dancing crew at one point but it fell apart when they discovered mba programs, law school, and med school.
i used to have a sick jew tang clan but i got a 700 on the gmat and now i have to go to nyu for my mba…
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aka the 12 apostles. they dropped sick verses, and were abunch of homies that went out to brunch every sunday.
person 1: “yo, you hear those verses the jew-tang clan dropped in that mixtape a few hundred years back?”

person 2: “yeah bro, i heard judas was a snitch though”

person 1: “yeah, he got what he deserved”

(daps)……..
a group of ill jews who smoke fat blunts and drink all day and are good at math…. they pull all kinds of p-ssy and act gangster until they see a black dude.
f-ckin sketch b-lls that foos from the jew tang clan. i best not front or he’s gon bussa cap in my -ss

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