Jewbonics
the linguistic phenomenon which occurs when suburban jewish people attempt to sound like inner city blacks.
g-unit: wazzup yo’all? l’chaim, b–tch.
rabbi schueller: what is he saying?
jewish mother: oh, him, with the jewbonics. cap yo -ss this and m-th-hf-kkah that…i tell you, it breaks a mother’s heart to hear such language from such a good boy…
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