Jewed out


when your plans get changed or cancelled due to others having to calibrate a jewish holiday.

usually only happens when said person celebrating is only partial jewish (less than a 1/4)
tim: hey john i thought you have visitation with your son this week.
john: yeah i did but i got jewed out because its some jewish holiday.

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