Jewhole


a jewhole is a jewish -sshole.

alternatively, an -sshole is a jew. jews are -ssholes.
jewholes ruin the world.
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when a jew is born, they get a small incision in their left b-tt cheek. they then get the star of david tattooed around the incision. this is called a jewhole.
holy sh-t! i just got fu–ed of the jewhole…it hurt!
a term commonly known to refer to taylor niffons (noahs girlfriend) v-g-n- as a reference to how jews use it for s-xual pleasure. a nashvillian rabbi blessed taylors v-g-n- to make it kosher so all of the jews can eat it.
jews love taylor’s jew hole.
a random bit of (alleged) storage sp-ce. most of the time they take the form of an extra closet that’s big enough to fit at least three people but has no shelves.

they can also be smaller sp-ces that one must crawl into and around in, once inside.
guy 1: dude, this closet is huge, but why doesn’t it have anywhere to put stuff? and why is there a tiny door in the back?

guy 2: oh, those’re just the jew holes.
hole of a jewish person, -n-s, -sshole of someone of jewish descent or background.
i am going to kick you in the jewhole.
definition 1:the woman’s 7th hole between the -ss and the p-ssy. frequently used for lesbian jew s-x scenes.

definition 2:the hairy monster that lives between jewish woman’s legs that doesn’t get touched often
oh my allah she ate out my jew hole so good yesterday when my husbands weren’t home.
a descriptive term used to identify cheap b-st-rds who hold onto any cash or cash-worthy item with the ultra strong grasp of a gay virgin’s first b-tt plugging. these individuals will often put money before friends. a hole into which money falls into and is never seen again. jewhole.
jay- “hey paco, the pizza’s here. we all pitched in- where’s your 5 bucks?”

paco- “oh, i’ll pay you later”

jay- “oh that paco is such a jewhole”.

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