Jewified


turning something useful into something unuseful/low quality/cheap.
after my luggage got stuck in the conveyor belt at the airport it got totally jewified.

after i got in that car accident my car was totally jewified.

cr-p! i just got water all over my homework, now it’s totally jewified!

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