Jewish Fever


when a jew (most likely male) sees an opportunity to make money, and jumps on it in a heartbeat. in this time of disarray, the jew goes through what is called “jewish fever”.
“man, the other day i dropped 33 cents on the floor, and while i was reaching down to pick it up, david just jumped out of no where and swiped it. he must be suffering from jewish fever.”

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