Jewish Holiday
a holiday celebrated by jews. notably p-ssover (pesah), hanukkah, purim, yom kippur, and rosh hashanah. all but two can be broken down to “there were bad guys, we beat em, lets eat!” 😉
there’s always more than you can eat at our p-ssover seder.
you tried to kill us, we won, so lets eat
hanukkah, p-ssover, rosh hashannah, purim, shabbat, and all the rest i forgot to mention
any time that everybody gets a day off from work or school, but really have no idea why. all the jews are meanwhile sitting in temple, praying and stuff. then they get to eat a lot of food and get drunk. it’s fun to be a jew!
p-ssover is fun! we get to eat matzah because we can’t have bread! it’s all good.
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