douchebags who look like jews but they really aren’t jews.
jewish jose is literally the biggest douchebag on the planet
- look at this thing
it’s a new meme. here’s how it works: 1) point at something and say “look at this thing” 2) something unexpected happens matt: look at this thing -points at sky- -starts raining- john: look at this thing -points at wall- -wall explodes- guy: look at this thing -points at video- guy in video: look at […]
this a movement for california to break away from the united states. news reporter : the winner is republican nominee donald trump hundreds of people : we hate trump! we will start a calexit
- brownie pit
1. (noun) a thick, p–pie b-tthole. kim k never washes her brownie pit but spends a sh-t load of time showing it off on instacr-p.
- gods pinch
the pinch of tobacco that is missing from a can of moist tobacco. copenhagen is usually the only brand that does this. don’t worry, you still get the same amount of tobacco, it is just more condensed and contains less stems than other brands such as grizzly or skoal. jake: man they should did take […]
a relationship that goes no further than a streak or conversation on snapchat. dang, i wish i could get to second base with mich-lle, but we only have a relationsnap right now.