Jewish maneuver


driving in a manner that is selfish and or cheap.
#1 “did you see that jewish maneuver that guy just pulled up there.” “he just drove up the center median to p-ss an extra 10 cars before the interchange!”

#2 “she just took that parking spot while i obviously had my blinker on waiting!”

#3 “i just pulled a jewish maneuver! i told the parking attendant that i work across the street and that my boss had forgotten to give me the d-mn parking p-ss.”

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