Jewish Mother Syndrome
known short for jms, it is an affliction where generally young, jewish women begin taking on many characteristics of a married, older jewish mother.
avi: i think my girlfriend has jewish mother syndrome.
chaim: what would make you say that?
avi: well when i don’t eat her cooking she guilts me by asking if i think i’m too good for her.
chaim: b-mmer, man. dump her for a shiksa.
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