Jewish night out


trying to have a good night out spending as little as possible. e.g. starting off drinking at home, then sneaking into a smart night club until admission is free! ideal if one is living in the city centre so no taxi has to be taken after and no jacket is required (no cloakroom charges)
ive spent only a tenner last nite. i sneaked in before 11pm and the drinks were cheap. now that was a proper jewish night out!

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