jewjutsu


jewjutsu is the art of conning someone out of their money, the art of being a jew. the etymology is as follows: jew is aramaic or hebrew for being jew, and jutsu is j-panese and refers to the art or technique of something, like juujutsu–the art of softness.
d-mn, i can’t believe i fell for bernie madoffstein’s shrewd deception and lost all my friggin’ money…his jewjutsu was far too cunning for me.

j-panese samurai: get ready to face the wrath of my juujutsu foolish jewish peon…you’ve robbed these rice-farmers long enough!
mr. goldbergstein: you may have your juujutsu, but you must face my jewjutsu!!!!

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