jewmanji


a jewish version of the cl-ssic board game “jumanji” in which players must survive the holocaust as players in jumanji had to survive the forest.
“hey colin, get over here so we can play some jewmanji!”
when a jewish friend begins to start acting b-tchy and erratically. similar to bridezilla but with a jew.
blythe: why is ilana being such a jewmanji?

jeanette: i don’t know, but that jewmanji is starting to p-ss me off.

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