jewstin
a small r-t-rd, who spends 50% of his time playing mlb videogames and the other 50% sleeping his life away and masterbating to mysp-ce pictures of girls with hopes that he will marry them. originated in dallas, texas, (not) and has a firey crotch. he’s often found shouting out phrases like “carry on the plan of your day”, and “good to f-cking go”. he has friends that say “i secured that b-tch!”. which says alot about “the jewstin”.
“that jewstin turned down webcamming a s-xy girl to play mlb!”
“i thought that guy was a h-m-, but he was just a jewstin.”
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a slang verb used to describe the rapid humping of either an inanimate object or elderly male
“man! you just jewstinned the sh-t out of that slipper!”
“let’s go jewstin your grandpa!”
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