jewterus
anatomy. nontechnical name: womb, a hollow muscular organ lying within the pelvic cavity of a jewish female human. it houses the developing fetus and by contractions aids in its expulsion to create a baby which is considered 100% jewish by jewish ritual law, regardless of the religion of the father.
jewess: my parents want their grand kids to be jewish, but they say i can marry outside the faith because i have a jewterus, which automatically makes any offspring i produce 100% pure jewcy.
anatomy. nontechnical name: womb, a hollow muscular organ lying within the pelvic cavity of a jewish female human. it houses the developing fetus and by contractions aids in its expulsion to create a baby which is considered 100% jewish by jewish ritual law, regardless of the religion of the father.
jewess: my parents want their grand kids to be jewish, but they say i can marry outside the faith because i have a jewterus, which automatically makes any offspring i produce 100% pure jewcy.
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