Jhorge
he’s totally hot, gorgeous, has such an eloquent body. his sun-browned body sings whenever he walks, ripped, shy, but really cool once you get to know him. he has this really cool one eye-raising thing going on when he’s skeptical of a situation. he looks dangerous, but c’mon what woman can resist this compelling lure? he’s someone you just want to stare at, and he’s also one of those people that have impeccable hair that never gets messy.
ashley: gosh, did you see that god that just past us?
shar: oh, him? yeah, that’s jhorge, he’s totally gorgeous.
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