jiffy lube directions
directions given using solely jiffy lubes as landmarks. best used in cities, where there are at least 20 jiffy lubes on every major road.
guy number one: “yeah, you drive about a mile down 82nd ave until you’ve p-ssed 2 jiffy lubes, take a right at the second one and my street is the third one down.”
guy number two: “sweet, i’ll be there in fifteen minutes. i definitely won’t get lost using those jiffy lube directions.”
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