Jiffy Pup
“jiffy pup” references when, during or directly before “doggie style” intercourse, the male c-ms prematurely. usually, it is in -ssociation with inexperienced s-xual partners who cannot control or manage their excitement. “jiffy pup” may be used as a verb to describe the act, or as a noun to describe the unsatisfying s-xual partner.
(note: the names used below to not refer to actual individuals.)
as a verb:
sandra: “so, have you ever done it… giggle… doggie-stlye?!!”
maggie: “not really. i wanted to, but he jiffy pupped before we actually got going.”
sandra: “ooo.. that’s too bad.”
as a noun:
nick: “so, dude, sandra tells me that you’re a total jiffy pup.”
jeffery: “what? no way! i’m not a jiffy pup! no way dude! i can totally go all night long…”
nick: “psssh. whatever dude.”
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