jiggle exoskeleton
a term referring to the thick layer of fat covering a morbidly obese person.
the jiggle exoskeleton is typically so thick and protective of the vital organs that it can stop a bullet from killing the fatso.
leroy’s jiggle exoskeleton smothered the terrorist until he was suffocated.
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