jiggle the mouse tail
trying to adjust mouse while jerking by the cord without using occupied hands
his higher brain functions were shutting down as -rg-sm approached having synced his b-n-r pumping to the hd p-rn penetrations of that hot chick’s -ss he was desperate to jiggle the mouse tail to bring the screen back from screen saver power off
he was in the final throws of jerking p-ssion moments from j-zzing on his chest again when the screensaver blanked the screen. he hoped to jiggle the mouse tail with his elbow to restore the full screen streaming hd p-rn
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