another pr*nounciation for the french saying “je m’appelle”. in other words, my name is 🙂
“bonjour! jim apple jordan”
- botch artist
to botch, bungle, or ruin things so routinely and elegantly that it becomes a transcendent art form. medieval botch artists were known for their depictions of landscapes on portrait canvas with dog p**p. revived in modern times to refer to those select few who botch everything in life naturally. “jonathan ripped the paper towel dispenser […]
a complete and utter moron. jason is such a f*cking penorkle.
- seven five
a game loser who lies about their p*n*s size because it’s small, then gets caught and put on blast. “he said he was hung, but he was only a seven-five”
- chicken daddy
daddy looooooves chicken i called my chicken daddy that one night and sh*t got real. it started off slow but then chicken daddy made chicken and ate it all from himself. that f*cker.