Jim Jones Party
a jim jones party is when you crush up a bunch of ativan, xanax, valium, or any other water soluble benzodiazapine tranquilizers and then dissolve them in a punchbowl filled with grape kool-aid…
invite twenty people to the party…with ten of the people arriving early and the other ten arriving two hours later…
have the first ten people drink the punch…
pop in a video tape of the film “guyana tradgedy” starring powers booth as jim jones and hit “play”…
by the end of the film, everybody at the party should be p-ssed out (havem p-ss out on the floor)…
soon, the other ten party-goers will have showed up to the party to “make the discovery”…
when chris’ mom got home, she saw ten teenagers unconscious, laying on the floor, with the t.v. on static…she knew it immediatley…another f-ckin’ jim jones party
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