Jim Story
(n.) a story that has been far blown out of proportion. told by a friend who is apt to embellish major details of a story. often identifiable by exposure due to simple questioning.
jim story:
jim: “you’ll never guess what just happened.”
friend: “what?”
jim: “i just got charged by a moose!”
friend: “what? no sh-t?”
(actual details unfold)
friend: “wait, so..you mean the moose was on the other side of the fence..100 yards away, grazing, and merely glanced at you?”
jim: “yeah…well..it was pretty crazy.”
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