jimiked
to be mauled, chopped up, hacked,sliced-n-diced, chainsawed, knifed, wood-chipped, ran-over-by an ice cream truck, randomly destroyed, pushed down the steps, speared, hammered, serial crushed, crow-barred, pipe-wrenched, burnt to a crisp via flamethrower, pick-axed, cinder-blocked, lawn-mowed, and any other way of meeting or nearly meeting your demise in a horror or b-rated horror films. dedicated to all of the john and jane doe’s that brutally died in horror/cheesy-b/thrillers/chillers.
holy sh-t!” yelled shamte and watercloud, “that dude just got jimiked!!
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