jimmies


(n.) a new england term used to replace the word “sprinkles”, typically used when ordering ice cream
“do you want any toppings on your ice cream?”
“ya i’ll have some whip cream and jimmies”
a person who’s name is used in every situation. usually blamed on.
ina jimmy!
give him little jimmy.
jimmy whip.
oh mah god its jimmy! campbell
trousers with an elasticated waist to make the process of s-xual -ssault that little bit more efficient.
“apparently that mr savile bloke was wearing jimmys recording a new personal best!”
a person who likes to give firm handshakes.
he also likes to jerk the turkey.
he is addicted to welches fruit snacks.
“jimmy, i don’t feel like a firm handshake today”
when rustled, convey feelings of discontent or of being upset.

one can only reach true enlightenment when his jimmies are eternally unrustled.
wait a sec are u trying to rustle my jimmies
none can rustle the triumverate.
an -sshole who f-cks with girls feelings only because their b–bs are rather large.
girl: why are you crying
girl 2: because the f-cktard jimmy spread my nudes to everyone
another word for a very small p-n-s, often confused with a jimmy hat (meaning condom)
girl 1 my new boyfriend steve is such a great guy but there is one really small problem.
girl 2 what’s is it?
girl 1 he’s got a jimmy
girl 2 aww, that’s too bad, i’m sure u will find a jeremy.

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