Jimmy Early
when a s-xual partner from the night before notices you have an extreme case of morning wood, and proceeds to perform felatio or -ss to mouth on you.
tom: “hey bro i got some jimmy early today!”
brad: “bro i know, i was the one who did it for you!”
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