Jimmy Valmer


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a disabled boy who walks on crutches and stutters in the show south park. he first appeared in season 5 episode 2 “cripple fight”. he calls himself “handi-capable” and is an amateur stand-up comedian.
jimmy valmer: hey w-wendy.

wendy testaburger: yeah?

jimmy: stan says you’re a c-nt…c-nt…you’re a c-nt…

wendy: well tell stan to f-ck off! (walks off)

jimmy: c-nt…c-nt…continuing source of inspiration to him!

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