Jimmy’s Condom
southern expression for -n-l s-x under the pretense of effective birth control.
originally based off of “prying open some -ss” and made a little sweeter by adding a convenient, albeit blatant, lie to byp-ss -n-l defenses. hence, jimmy’s condom.
i wanted to pry some -ss from that girl at the enrique iglesias concert. i told her i had the best form of birth control, then stuck it in her -ss in the restroom.
nice, the good ol’ jimmy’s condom
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