jingle splats
its where you stick a christmas bell in your -ss, and then you go eat a bunch of hot buffalo wings. then you wait until you have to sh-t, then you f-ck your girlfriend and right when shes about to finish, you jump on top of her, -ss ready to fire and blow your sh-tload. then yell, “merry christmas, its jingle splats, b-tch!”
b-tch its christmas, get ready for jingle splats time!!!
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