jingledink
this is what happens when you decide to look up jingled-nk on urban dictionary after you watched game grumps.
jingled-nk
mainly a tradition of the d-club, “jingled-nking” is the act of tying holiday bells to your semi-chubbed shaft and dancing (similar to the ribbon dance, but without the ribbons) around a holiday object (e.g., christmas tree, menorah) in a completely heteros-xual way.
“hey, guys. i know we’re all straight, but since it’s the holidays, we need to celebrate. whip out your d-nk and let’s jingle. it’s the season for jingled-nk.”
to attach christmas-related ornaments and decorations to one or both partic-p-nts (especially genitals) and have any type of s-x.
my christmas was improved when i was donned with decorations and jingled-nked by my wife.
the b-n-r that one achieves while watching game grumps.
i’ve got a serious jingled-nk right now.
danny’s voice gives me a hard jingled-nk.
i had a jingled-nk all the way through the silent hill playthrough.
that tingling sensation you get in your genitalia whenever you ride an amus-m-nt park ride that involves falling.
guy 1: dude, i was riding the sp-ce mountain at disney world, and at the top of the falling part, i got jingled-nk.
guy 2: awesome!
a carbon based life form originating in the sol star system.
person 1: have you ever seen a jingled-nk?
person 2: i saw one yesterday, he stole my craff.
the act of f-cking a cantaloupe.
“i f-cked a cantaloupe once.”
“oh, you jingled-nked.”
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