Jink
it’s money.
hey, got some jink to spare?
planar currency. anything shiny that can be used for trade to purchase bigger, cooler objects.
“oi! that bugga stole me jink!”
is what you say, when you and at least one other person, simultaneously, say the same word(s). if you are first to say jinks, you are in effect the jinks master, and the person who uttered the same word(s) and who is now jinksed, cannot speak, until someone says their name in full. utterring words while jinksed however, will result in double jinks, triple jinks and so on and so forth, for each additional word spoken.
trudy and rebecca: the chocolate one please
trudy: jinks!
rebecca: huh!?
trudy: double jinks!
cecile: rebecca smith
rebecca: phewww, thanks cecile
another term for “sh-t” or “stuff”
interchangeable with “jawn”
what’s with this random jink on my floor?
when one jerks off into the sink
brother: “hey are you done washing your hands yet i need to p–p?”
you: “no give me a few more minutes i’m using the jink so you might want to clean it when i leave”
stab someone without preamble or provocation–a form of thuggery rather than something that happens in a “knife fight.” most often an -ss-ssination in prison.
“don was walking through an alley and a crackhead hiding in a doorway jinked him with a screwdriver.”
“seth was walking back to his cell and two guys ran around a corner and jinked him up–ran the gears on him. he owed their boss money and couldn’t pay.”
a word used in place for “dumbf-ck” or “dumb-ss”
that girl said she could beat my -ss! what a jink!
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