Jish

jish, or gush-halav is a shawarma-free village northern of israel, its inhabitants are known for living in haifa
one: where are you from?
two: jish
one: where the h-ll is that?
when someone is being a jew and you are have an issue with this person. not to get you confused with a jewish issue, like adolf hitler and anne frank. but, it would be appropriate in the context of someone being a filthy dirty jew b-st-rd and you have a medium to large sized issue with this person.
“what’s the jish man?” “i have a jish to pick with you.”
when you’re anxiously awaiting a text from someone you’re very attracted to and interested in but instead you receive a text from one of your friends about an unrelated and unimportant subject. usually accompanied by feelings of disappointment often followed by anger at the one who interrupted the state of mind you were in and got your hopes up that the special person was actually going to text you.

most frequently used in the past tense as “jished”
-“so i waiting for this hot girl i met last week to text me back and jake totally jished me to tell me about a dump he took.”

-“i didn’t respond to your text because you jished me and it p-ssed me off.”
to party like a rockstar

jish, jished, jhishing
i want to jish, my friend and i were jishing
sit on, lounge in
jish, jishing, jished
im jishing the the chair…, i jished the table, im goiing to jish my room, i want to jish you..haha
to mix ones urine (pish) with ones s-m-n(j-zz)
after numerous golden showers and some manky s-x sally was coated in jish