jism schism
inability to -j-c-l-t- due to any or all of these reasons: 1) impotence; 2) blockage of the ejaculatory ducts, prostate, vas deferens, etc.; 3) feelings of guilt or bad vibes between s-x partners; 4) a ringing phone or any other distraction.
we were f-cking and i had a j-sm schism ’cause the phone rang!
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