when you are beyond high
hey man, you good?? you jitzed right now.
one day ricky got so jitzed, he lost all control and didn’t know what was going on.
- success theater
putting forward the illusion of success, rather than putting effort into actually succeeding. (invented by diller.) dave’s facebook feed is just success theater.
a sweet little girl with long hair who always sees the best in people and never gives up. i wish vashica was my friend she is so nice.
- flamingo dance off
when you bust a nut so hard your legs are so small like a flamingo´s legs. bro, i had a weird flamingo dance off this morning.
- bad wifi
1.true h*ll 2. a horrible disease that can be caught by internet routers dude 1: hey dude my router suffers from “bad wifi” dude 2: oh no!!! im so sorry!!