jiz eyefection
when you get shot in the eye with c-m –
hey mary – i had to call out sick yesterday and i went to the eye doctor – he told me i have a j-z eyefection – that was a great facial – but please keep your eyes closed…
Read Also:
- Luchatology
a made-up punk rock “religion” inspired by the band, the luchagors. –note: it isn’t an actual religion. it is mainly for all luchawh-r-s out there. if you are a big fan of the luchagors, you are most likely under the beliefs of luchatology
- wallykins
a term of endearment. it is the name given to a sibling-type friend for whom one loves dearly. wallykins has a sensational talent with regards to music esp. with the guitar. he has the voice of a thousand arch angels which resonates like a cacophony of bells in the great basilica of the heavens. (wal, […]
- Diarate
when you have diarehea and you do it on someone. actually, you can do it any time you want. ryan: what are you up to right now? taylor: i’m about to diarate on your face. ryan: mmmmm sounds delicious.
- Diarrhea Piledriver
you get her in the pile driver position…slam your c-ck in her mouth…then after you nut in her mouth you pile driver her skull into the concrete…then sh-t all over her fractured skull the diarrhea piledriver is not a good first date move….its more like an i wanna end this relationship type move…like letting her […]
- Mexican Status
hooking up with at least two siblings from a family. it could be a set of brothers or sisters, depending on s-xual orientation. if you manage to hook up with every sibling in someone’s family you achieve a “green card”. ex 1. friend: hey he’s cute, didn’t you hook up with his brother though? girl: […]