jizz blizz


after a long and engaging amount of s-x with a condom, the male removes the condom from his p-n-s and takes the c-m filled weapon and slaps the female in the face with it, thus spreading the c-m all over.
“upon looking in the mirror, the red marks and white streaks were reminiscent of the night befores devasting j-zz blizz”
when a man pulls out and -j-c-l-t-s all over the female in small dots on her body to make it appear like she is covered in snow, presumably from being stuck outside in a blizzard.
she wouldn’t swallow, so i gave her a j-zz blizz as payback. let it snow, b-tches!

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