Jizz Canon

the word j-zz is used to refer to ones s-xy spray which is emmited from the end of ones falice (the c-m shot shooting out your dong). the word canon here refers to ones falice, p-n-s, n-b, d-ck, c-ck, dong, pencil, pink flute, weapon of m-ss destruction (in some cases destraction) and so on, let us not be distracted by theses many words used to refer to ones meat as it where. henceforth j-zz canon is a term used to describe the frightfully large male genetalia, of which i myself own, this object is so large that when it emmits its j-zz it fires it with such high pressure through the j-ps eye, much like a supersoker, that the j-zz may actually cause damage to a person or object, the act is viewed as something of a display of male dominance and is also refered to as a s-xy explosion.
“reauri did you hear with your ears how during my sanhurst days i was fast tracked to the rank of brigadier for my impressively immense genitalia, i was then sent to the disagreement in iraq and my p-n-s was actually used as a canon to blast iraqi insurgents out of there hiding places, it was called a supersoaker, i tell you i do that this here bell caused the death of osama bin ladin, i stuck him down and your sergent wayne king over there dribbled on him apparently it was like napalm”
“tremendous sir i have highest grat-tude and respect for you and your third leg, i hearby announce that you posses a j-zz canon”
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a j-zz canon is basically a guys d-ck.
if a guy has a j-zz canon he can c-m really far!!
(1)- man, that b-tch sucked my j-zz canon for like a whole hour last night

(2)-oh yeah, that guy last night totally had a j-zz canon. he c-mmed like 10 meters.