Jizz Canvas


slang for an individuals face – normally used when describing a past or future s-xual encounter.
ted: that girl you pulled last night was fat as f-ck.
dave: yeah she wasn’t the best, nice j-zz canvas though!

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barry: have you seen the new girl in accounting?

alan: caught a glimpse of the backend of it before, what’s the j-zz canvas like?
barry: favourable.

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