Jizz Clot


when a person has swallowed so much j-zz that their bodily fluids have been totally replaced by seaman. any injury thereafter will result in clotting filled with j-zz!
example: doza spent so much time as the pivot man in the circle jerk that his blood was soon replaced by seaman. after receiving a particularly hefty mushroom stamp to his skull from james, he developed a nearly fatal “j-zz clot” in his brain!
when a person has swallowed so much j-zz that their bodily fluids have been totally replaced by seaman.
example: doza spent so much time as the pivot man in the circle jerk that his blood was soon replaced by seaman. after receiving a particularly hefty mushroom stamp to his skull from james, he developed a nearly fatal “j-zz clot” in his brain!

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