jizz machine


a c-ck so m-ssive, that when it -j-c-l-t-s, gallons of j-zz erupt like a volcanic explosion. when hitting the person of target, the j-zz propels her many feet back with force, and c-m is stuck all in her hair.
jessica was giving me head, and i brought out my j-zz machine and knocked her head off.
anybody by the name of holly
you stupid j-zzmachine

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