jizz moment
when you’re watching an action movie and the action in a scene gets so intense that you blow your load due to sheer raw epicness. it’s an explosion in your pants.
joe – yo, man, i finally watched die hard yesterday.
steve – sh-t man, took you long enough. and?
joe – holy h-ll, i had like 20 j-zz moments. i couldn’t even get up after watching it.
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